Miscellaneous #001

Gunshin: Woo! We finally updated...after how long?

Fuuteno: Seven months, twenty-six days...

Gunshin: *glares at Fuuteno*

Fuuteno: ... but then again ...who's counting? *sweatdrops*

Gunshin: Not only that, it appears we've got a fan base. So sayith a guestbook entry:

This site is great, IF IT WOULD GET UP DATED ANY TIME SOON!! ^_^ HELLOOOOOOOOO Ms.Site owner?? This site is to cool to be abandoned! Gunshin's awsome! So is THE ONE! I dare not speak his name for he is too insane...I think he's Pluto...I wuv rebels, mental cases, and demons......

Everybody: *glares at Alex*

Alex: Don't look at me that way. I created you, I can delete you too!

Gunshin: But still...*starry eyed* Someone thinks I'm awesome!

Arashi: Uh oh. Looks like someone's got a big head....

Kawari: Big head, big ego, all held together with a ton of mousse.

Fuuteno: Yup...that's Gunshin all right. *huge grin*

Arashi: Wait a minute, why aren't you big headed as well?

Fuuteno: Uh...Insanity clause?

Jinsokuse: Isn't Insanity Clause our reality's version of Santa Claus?

Arashi: Oh brother. *mutters* Jin is our reality's reply to Pokemon's Wobbuffet....They're both blue and both a few fries short of a happy meal...

Tanya: I don't know, Wobbuffet does seem to have it own good traits. Even if it does look like a walking condom with a weird look on its face.. it's Counter attack is pretty good.. But then on the other hand, that's the only good thing about it. Where as Jin has more to offer than Wobbuffet.. *winks at Jinkouse, and bats her eyes* For one thing, he's not half bad-looking... he might not be so smart, but at least he is good-looking.. great ice attacks..

Gunshin: Yeah, yeah...enough about Jin already, this is my time in the limelight!

Tanya: Then why don't you go and put on a show of your singing skills and your sexy moves? Who knows, a passing by star scout might "discover you" for a short road to stardom.. After all, for the people who posted in the guestbook about you. It's only fair that they get front seat tickets to one of your shows! *gets starry eyed* Oohhh.. Just had an thought. What if the whole cast of Eternal Eclipse puts on a show with Gushin in the lead? I could make cash off the front row tickets like this.

Alex: Uh oh...you've said the magic words and made Gunshin's head 1,003 times bigger...

Tanya: I can't help it.. I'm his Agent.. I'm the one who is working hard to promote his CD for him..

Fuuteno: 'Scuse me, Mr. Stage Hog? You're not the only one who got mentioned...I may be insane, but I'm no wall flower.

Kawari: Didn't we already do a musical number?

Tanya: Yeah, but that was about Bin Laden...

Gunshin: *sighs* Sometimes I wish I didn't hire her *points to Tanya* as my talent agent.. she tends to think up all sorts of situations like this.. it's hard enough practicing for a show on my own, but I have to work with the others? I doubt they're even cut out for THE life..

Kawari: Say what? *glares at Gunshin*

Gunshin: *nervous laugh* Ehh....

Tanya: Hmm...how about just Fuu and you singing together then?

Gushin: Hell, no! I work solo.

Fuuteno: Hmm. It'd be interesting to see how it turns out. Of course I already know... *winks*

Tanya: Got a idea *runs off, laughing evilly*

Gushin: Ugh, I hope that look doesn't mean what I think it does..

Fuuteno: Oh, but it is and it does.

Gunshin: Then in that case, I better make a quick exit to somewhere far, far away before she comes back... After all, doing a show with all of you guys is bad enough.. no offense, but alone with Fuu in a show is even worse..

Fuuteno: Aww...whatsa matter? Is ickle Gunshin afraid of li'l ole insane me?

Gunshin: In a word, YES!

Hoshite: Ooohh...something to use as blackmail.

Arashi: How in the hell did you get in here?

Hoshite: I'm as much of a part of this site as any of you. Besides, Fuu invited me.

Gunshin: What!?

Fuuteno: *sweatdrops as Gunshin gets restrained* Um, maybe we should take a sabbatical? Or at least....

Chigo: Here she comes. Run away! RUN AWAY!

[Gunshin runs for dear life. Fuuteno shrugs and walks calmly out the door after waving at everyone while an idiot grin was splattered on his face. However it doesn't end here, oh no.]

Tanya: *is holding a camcorder when she spies Gunshin outside in the downtown area* There you are!!

Gushin: *gets thwarted in attempts of a great escape* Oh, hi.. Err.. What's that for? *points to Camera*

Tanya: This is to record the music video you're gonna do with Fuu right now.

Fuu: *pops up next to Gunshin* You rang? *grins to Tanya*

Tanya: Right on time, Fuu! Now we're gonna do this music video right here.

Gunshin: RIGHT HERE? Uh, I think you've been hanging around Fuu too long..

Tanya: If you don't do it right now, I'll show everyone what your alternate version in The Sims were doing with Prince Mercury.. and spread rumors that you're really that way in reality too. *grins evilly* And that you're in love with him. Even if it doesn't run with your friends, strangers who would be your ladder to fame would surely believe this.

Gunshin: WHAT?!

Tanya: Besides, if you don't do it, I'll just keep on bugging you until you do it.

Fuu: Aw, come on.. it'll be fun!

Gunshin: Why do I get the feeling I'm going to regret this? Fine.. Let's get this over with.

Tanya: Great! *turns on camera*

Title of Music: FLAMING INSANITY
Written by: Fuu and Gunshin, partly by Tanya
Name of recording studio: None. Was recorded on camera solely by Tanya in an attempt to cut down on profits with other parties and not to mention the cost of getting a music video out officially.
Location: In the streets, despite the angry yelling and honking for them to go elsewhere

[Fuuteno and Gunshin both grab a mike and go out into the street despite the traffic lights having turned red.]

Gunshin: You are here again in your insanity
Watching yourself go up into flames
Caused by all the times you've driven me crazy
If you know what is good for ya, turned crazy by the music
Dance, dance, dance!

[Gunshin pulls some cool moves, in time with the angry honking.]

Fuu: I am here as you are..
I can't help but be crazy
It's so much fun, I'll dance in the streets
When I hear the music
I don't care if everyone stares at me
As long as the flaming insanity makes me happy!
Dance, dance, dance!

[Fuuteno begins to dance as well. People on the sidewalks are staring and whispering to themselves.]

Gunshin: it all feels so wrong yet so right somehow,
Letting the flaming insanity get to me, seeing myself
Get burned by it.. But I can't seem to help but get driven
Crazy by it.. I can't help but hear the music, So..
Dance, dance, dance!

[Some girls can't help but dance, as background music is starting up.]

Fuu: Yeah, baby, feel the beat of the flaming insanity
Come on and dance, dance, dance with me...
Let there be dancing in the streets. Don't care
About the cars and the trucks honkin' for ya to get out of the way
After all, we just wanna have fun.. So let's
Dance, dance, dance!

[Both Gunshin and Fuuteno continue dance, as the girls starts dancing around Gunshin.]

Fuuteno and Gunshin: The music, can't you feel it drivin' you wild and crazy
Everyone's startin' to dance to the flaming insanity in the streets
So join in and Dance, dance, dance! For this ain't no music
you hear anywhere else.. this is the flaming insanity,
So Dance, dance, dance!

[Climax builds up as everyone in the streets seems to be dancing but then it all stops.]

Cop: What's going on here? Disturbing the peace and backing up traffic!! Do you know many citations I'll be giving you?

Gunshin: *groans* I knew this was gonna happen..

Tanya: Umm.. Well, this music video might not be the best, but it's a good start.. *to Gunshin and Fuu* By the way?

Fuu and Gunshin: Yeah? *eyes the cop, who is glaring at them*

Tanya: RUN FOR IT! *all three runs off*

Cop: HEY!! *gives chase*

[Fade to black as voice over begin.]

Tanya: What do you think?

Gunshin: I said it before, but I'll say it again. I think she's been hanging around with Fuu too much.

Fuu: That, or she was watching Excel Saga again... that show is almost more insane than me. I should know, I was there from the beginning.

Tanya: Hey! You better not be bad-mouthing it! After all, I am the Fourth Member of ACROSS! You don't want me to conquer the Eternal Eclipse universe for Lord IIpalazoo himself, do you?